pamelonian

Son of Godzilla (aka Minya-- spell it like I do, damnit!)

This movie takes place on Gilligan's Island, before Gilligan. There are a bunch of Japanese scientists, a freelance reporter, and a hot Japanese chick. Did you know Gilligan's island had a bunch of man-sized preying mantis running around? Then the Japanese scientists launched an experiment to drop the temperature and make it snow. It screwed up and raised the temperature to 70 degrees Celcius (which I doubt any of them would have survived).

Where the hell is Godzilla?

Then the man-sized mantis became Godzilla-sized mantis because they liked the heat. Then they uncovered a mysterious egg.

Then ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I always fall asleep at the same place. How does it end? Is this really a movie, or am I dreaming?

In other news, Melissa Etheridge's debut album was so good that she can do whatever she wants for the rest of her career. Damn!